I decided to try to figure out where my tax return went. My bank statement was glad to tell me.

TFIG
In-N-Out
Baguette Bakery & Café
Cheesecake Factory
BJ’s
Hello Sushi
Dave & Busters
Ooka Sushi
Delhi Palace
Olive Garden
Ocean Blue
Kabuki
Angelo’s
Chipotle
Maki Yaki
Pat & Oscars

Kayleen can attest to this extravagant gluttony. So can my “beer belly.”