So I have to take PE this quarter, (grad requirement). This morning, I’m in a particularly bad mood, and our teacher is making us do particularly stupid stuff. I look over, and see this slightly overweight fellow totally slacking. He’s doing everything halfheartedly, like he’d die if he broke a sweat. I’m kinda annoyed, thinking what a lazy ass this tool is. I give him shifty looks the whole period. When we’re done, I’m about to leave, and the teacher starts walking towards me. I realize she’s actually walking over to lard-o, and here I am thinking, “ooooh, he’s gonna get it for being a freakin’ bum.” I start to slide always, smugly, but I catch the beginning of their conversation.

“So Steve, how is your back? Have you had any spasms lately….?”

Jackass.